Slightly niche question about Veyron battery access

[mahlibeardman]

Alright this is a long shot but I know there are a few owners lurking here. My Veyron has been sitting in the collection for a bit longer than usual and I noticed the battery tender showing some weird fluctuations so I figure it's probably time to just replace it rather than risk getting stuck. The issue is I'm absolutely terrified of messing something up because access isn't exactly straightforward and I've heard horror stories about electrical systems going haywire if you don't follow the exact procedure. I'm based in Dubai and while I trust the dealer for regular service I feel like they might overcomplicate what should be a straightforward job. I'm trying to find someone who has actually handled a bugatti battery replacement dubai before and knows the quirks like the back of their hand, maybe a specialist who works with hypercars regularly and understands the voltage management systems on these things. I'm not looking for the cheapest option by any means, just someone who won't treat it like a regular car and accidentally set off fifteen warning lights. If anyone has a recommendation from personal experience I'd really appreciate it before I make a very expensive mistake.